Please Digest

Beast: Hey I was wondering you look different and then I was like ah……. Oh my gawd you are wearing lenses….. Show me show me …..
I : Yeah (gave her the look and wondering why do only I meet such people)
Beast: So how do you FEEL???
Talking to self....... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Orgasmic LOlzzzzzz
I : Nothing special!!!
Beast: I mean something new in your eyes.
Talking to Self....(get a life!!!! Oh my gawd would someone tell her that contact lenses are no big deal these days and they just don’t make you feel any different!!!!)

As I MATURE :)

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just A$$ Holes. (My favourite)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy.

I've learned that you can 'get by' on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think. (Yeah I feel that for sure)

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Man so true .......

Tough Shit !!!!!